Let’s talk about Jensen Huang’s many affairs!

November 13, 2026 Elizabeth Lopatto

Digital photo collage of Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang.

Usually, we'd be offering to answer your questions about a news event, but honestly we don't really have any answers about what the hell is going on over at Nvidia. I can't speak for Nilay but at the rate Jensen Huang's new mistresses are dropping, I am concerned we are approaching an affair Singularity. If things don't decelerate soon, we may be looking at existential risk. Maybe the future of AI really does depend on Jensen's sex life, but not in the way I was thinking!

As much fun (?) as we are having with all the assorted ladies, it's important to stay focused on what's really important: Chips and China. President Donald Trump was repor …

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